sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

(Source: 13hr, via crimsonvalet)

Me bein’ cute As ivy

thriftorama:

do it, be fun

(Source: nailpolish-dolly, via bitchtitsmcdickens)

Important photograph of possibly important person.

lemonschedule:

odins-nose:

Oh

Literally oh

(via spookyscarysalamander)

*pushes a nerd against a wall* haha nerd *makes out with him*

(Source: ceruleanreverie, via spookyscarysalamander)

frick-n-furter:

WE DID THE MASH

*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*

WE DID THE MONSTER MASH

*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*

THE MONSTER MASH

*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

(via spasticstarfish-forever)

glitterglobe:

important things to remember

  • if someone doesn’t reply to your message they are probably busy, not ignoring you
  • just because someone doesn’t message you first, it doesn’t mean they don’t care about you
  • if someone seems upset or distant they probably aren’t upset at you in particular
  • lots of people love you and you’re not annoying

(Source: waluigiware, via espelllacantabella)

firstbeanstalk:

I think I just found my soulmate on Tinder.